SOLANA // MARS TRANSFER WINDOW OPEN
TRUMP
FLYING TO
MARS
No roadmap. No brakes. One very American roadster pointed at the red planet.
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ALT54,600 KMSTATUSUNREASONABLY BULLISH
01 / MISSION LOGTHE CAR DIDN'T LAND.
THE CAR DIDN'T LAND.
IT KEPT PUMPING.
They said the road ended at the atmosphere. Wrong turn. The stars aligned, the engine screamed, and $TRUMARS became the first memecoin with questionable interplanetary transportation.
01ROADSTER
02PASSENGERS
∞BAD IDEAS
02 / TRANSMISSION
MARS FEED
FINAL BOARDING CALL